I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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