He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I'm determined to sit on that face.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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