im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
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My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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