I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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