I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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