That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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