That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
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You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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