D3 body, D1 cock
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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