its not stalking. its research.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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