but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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