you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
My breasts were aching with rage.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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