just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
