just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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