...so i touched it.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
You are a booty call, not a friend.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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