This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
