i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
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the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
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Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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