He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
