Are we in a gay sports bar?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
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but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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