I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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