Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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