is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
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I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I'm just crazy horny about you
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
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