He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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