He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
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My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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