the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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