So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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