I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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