TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
