of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
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I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
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The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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