turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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