Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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