Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
