problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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