Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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