i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
You work out of a Hotel?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
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yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
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You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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