I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
