He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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