They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
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Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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