Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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