Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I want a musical about memes.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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