I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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