i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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