no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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