What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
there was a trapeze. enough said
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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