its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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