porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
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her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
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There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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