What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
ok first of all what the fuck
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