is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Randomize
