In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
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She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
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I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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