You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
honey bunches of taint.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
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You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
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I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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