I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
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You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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