is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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