you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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