I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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