Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
a search helicopter?!
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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