Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
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He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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